Diabolical villains

 "If I've learnt one thing as a pirate, it's that wherever you go, from Chesterfield to Matlock, there are only two types of diabolical villain: the misunderstood kind who are doing it for attention, and then there's the evil-to-the-core kind. Actually I'm forgetting zombies. And inscrutable foreigners as well. Four types ...."

From: The Pirates ! In an adventure with communists by Daniel Dafoe.