Animals:
identifiable by their characteristic four legs, animals are probably the most
famous creatures available. Meat comes from here.
Sea creatures:
includes sharks, crocodiles, whales, barnacles another fish. Distinguished from
animals by bing slimy and more suited to parsley sauce.
Sea monsters:
the most fearsome class, sea monsters vary widely. The common theme about them
is that when you tell people about them, they assume that you are lying. A
fascinating fact: zombies are technically in this category although none of
them live in the sea!
Birds: anything
with wings. Birds evolved when the earth was still covered in lava and
therefore too hot to walk around on.
Fungus: mushrooms,
toadstools and athlete's foot. If you go for a walk in the woods and see a
fungus, why not eat it? It's a proven scientific fact that a creature that
doesn't move can't hurt you.
Any creatures
that don't fit these classes are the exceptions that prove the rule.
From: The wit and
wisdom of the Pirate Captain - a major philosophical work. Gideon Defoe.
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